Its been 24 hours since the Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 premiere, which was precisely how long I needed to process all of Tuesday nights ridiculousness before I could collect myself and write this recap.From the moment the theme song started, it was like we had been transported to a sleazy reality motel. Then Daniel poured maple syrup all over himself and there was no turning back.Major storylinesSo many thoughts -- and concerns -- but all of them lead back to one lethal word: Chad.Hurricane Chad hit really, really, really hard Tuesday night.We were first reintroduced to our antagonist prior to his arrival in Mexico. The Chad Bear took a brief moment to explain what hes been up to since his dismissal from The Bachelorette -- hanging with his dog -- then proceeded to reiterate that America had a misconception of him on Jojos season, and finished his spiel by informing us that he does consider himself to be a romantic person. ... Okay.?Upon making his grand entrance on the beach, he quipped: Me, Daniel, roses, alcohol, girls ... what could possibly go wrong?Oh my ominous.Shortly after, Chad met Lace -- whose crazy matches his own -- and thus it was only a matter of time before they started making out and play-fighting (or maybe real fighting?) in the hot tub.(Brief aside: Remember when Lace yelled at Ben on his season of The Bachelor for failing to make eye contact with her during the rose ceremony? Im just saying, this Chad-Lace union could have serious potential.)However, the new couples wild bliss was short-lived, even by BIP standards, and ended in Chad hurling slurred insults her way ... then maybe, accidentally, soiling his swim trunks, because #BachelorInParadise.The episode came to a close the following morning with host Chris Harrison asking Chad to leave paradise. Chad then turned on Harrison and began yelling at him for reportedly drinking mimosas in a robe while watching the show from his hotel room ... yeah, it was tough to follow. But the important takeaway here was that The Chad got kicked off the show.?Hook ups and budding romancesChad and LaceJared and Jubilee (Disclaimer: Keep an eye on the twins; one of them confessed she is also vying for his affections.)Nick and Amanda (The preview for next week showed a Josh Murray arrival that is primed to end this union before it begins.)Vinny and Izzy?Break upsChad and LaceLoser of the weekThe award goes to Daniel for being wildly offensive. Chads right-hand-man from Jojos season could possibly be even as offensive as Chad himself. Here is a sampling of his quotes from the episode:I was hoping for some good-looking girls. So far Im not impressed.So far these are just Poodles and Yorkies. Street dogs.?Lets rate girls. I love rating girls.?Hopefully theres some better fresh fruit that comes in ... so far the fruit thats here looks like its been bruised in transportation.?Hey Daniel, take a lap ... or five.?Winner(s) of the weekSarah. After hearing The Chad spew?misogynistic word vomit at Lace, she clapped back saying: The way youre talking about women is so disrespectful. I want nothing to do with it. Nothing.?In a franchise where feminist moments are few and far between, Sarah made it clear that the women of Season 3 arent buying the sexist garbage.Bye Chad, you can go shave your back now (Regina George voice).?The Twins. Apparently Emily and Hayley have some magical package deal immunity that allows them both to come back if one of them is given a rose. So while the lack of recognition for them as individuals is disturbing, they do seem to have an obvious advantage over the rest of the competition.From the look of the preview, Episode 2 is going to be a juicy one. 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Thousands of fans at Mosaic Stadium will be cozying up to each other in an effort to stay warm in chilly temperatures and block the Prairie wind that locals say can knock your socks off.SAN DIEGO -- Edwin Jackson knows better but he couldnt do anything about it against the Chicago Cubs.You cant fall behind, especially against a team like this, he said. It just wasnt a great job by me.The Cubs hit Jackson (3-4) for three home runs en route to a 5-1 victory over the San Diego Padres on Monday night.The main thing with this lineup is you have to establish yourself in the strike zone early, said Jackson, a former Cub. If you get behind to a team like this, you are going to put yourself in a place where you have to come over the plate.The results were homers by Addison Russell, Kris Bryant and Jason Hayward.Ultimately, I paid for it, Jackson said.Jackson gave up five runs and seven hits in five innings. The right-hander struck out two and walked four, one intentionally, as he snapped a three-start winning streak.The Padres, who have lost seven of nine, had only one runner reach third base in the opening five innings.Bryants solo shot in the fifth inning was his 32nd of the year, tying him with Colorados Nolan Arenado for the National League lead.Russell added his third home run in two days, and the struggling Heyward -- recently benched to rest mentally -- got his first since July 29. Anthony Rizzo had four hits.Lester (14-4) limited the Padres to a run and five hits in six innings. He struck out eight and walked two in winning for the 10th time in his last 11 decisions. The left-hander improved to 5-0 with six quality starts out of seven since the All-Star break.Game after game after game you kind of know what to expect from him right now, Cubs manager Joe Maddon said. He had really good stuff tonight.The NL Central-leading Cubs have won six of their last eight games and 20 of 25.Lester was lifted at 100 pitches after Alex Dickerson and Christian Bethancourt opened the seventh with singles.I just try to go pitch and do a good job, Lester said. Thats all I worry about. The main numbeer for me that Im always concerned about is 200 innings.dddddddddddd If thats there, then all the other stuff is kind of gravy.Justin Grimm, the first of three relievers, came on and allowed a run on a wild pitch when striking out Ryan Schimpf.San Diegos only other threat was in the sixth, as Brett Wallace advanced to third on a one-out single and two-base error by Heyward in right when he overran the ball. But Lester struck out Travis Jankowski looking and, after a walk to Alexei Ramirez, struck out Wil Myers with a devastating curveball.Chicago pulled away with a three-run fifth, which featured two home runs. Bryant led off with arching shot into the left-center field seats. After Rizzos double, Heyward hit his long fly for a 5-0 advantage.(Jackson) wasnt that far off, Padres manager Andy Green said. Other than the two pitches (to Russell and Heyward) he wasnt that bad. That is a tough lineup to navigate.The Cubs forged ahead 2-0 in the third as Jackson struggled with his command. Rizzo singled in between walks to Dexter Fowler and Ben Zobrist. That set up Russells sacrifice fly for his second RBI in two innings.Russell slugged Jacksons 86-mph slider for a home run in the second, his third solo blast in two days for a 1-0 edge.TRAINERS ROOMPadres: OF Jabari Blash was placed on the disabled list with a sprained left finger.UP NEXTCubs: RHP Jake Arrieta (15-5, 2.75 ERA) prevailed in his last outing on Thursday against Arizona, but he wasnt sharp. Arrieta, who has nine road wins, had a career-high seven walks and allowed five runs in 5 2/3 innings.Padres: LHP Christian Friedrich (4-9, 4.69 ERA) looks to snap a three-start losing streak as he has dropped seven of his past nine outings. He was effective on Wednesday against Tampa Bay, working 6 2/3 innings of two-run ball. ' ' '